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| # | Player | Position | Team | ma | st | ag | av | skills | int | cmp | td | cas | mvp | spp | GP |
| 1 | Porksludge | Troll | da Sneaky Runtz | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Block,Piling On,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 2 | 40 | 200000 |
| 2 | Grom the Paunch | Troll | da Sneaky Runtz | 4 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,+ST,Block,Strong Arm | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 1 | 39 | 210000 |
| 3 | Fishy | Troll | Helgelandsk Foul Play | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Block,Guard,Fan Favourite | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 21 | 160000 |
| 4 | Cheech | Troll | National Ruffle Association | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Block,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 160000 |
| 5 | Steinung | Troll | Børstad Beers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Guard,Stand Firm | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 150000 |
| 6 | Christian Bullshit | Troll | Småhamar Idrets Lag | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Block,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 160000 |
| 7 | Robert Horsegoblin | Troll | Småhamar Idrets Lag | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Strong Arm,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16 | 150000 |
| 8 | Bad-breath Tummyache | Troll | Poshtown Pursesnatchers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Block,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16 | 160000 |
| 9 | Chong | Troll | National Ruffle Association | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 140000 |
| 10 | Bugga | Troll | 50 Blades of Grey | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Break Tackle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 130000 |
| 11 | Dimb | Troll | Helgelandsk Foul Play | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 140000 |
| 12 | ekss vee | Troll | Kvaløya Krøshers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 130000 |
| 13 | Lumbo the Vegetarian | Troll | Skinny Hairless Dudes | 4 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,+ST | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 160000 |
| 14 | Neevs | Troll | New Orc Giants | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Multiple Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 130000 |
| 15 | Nobnob | Troll | da Kruncha Bunch | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 130000 |
| 16 | Vomit Bellyheaver | Troll | Poshtown Pursesnatchers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate,,Piling On | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 130000 |
| 17 | Hrugner | Troll | Slapknot Greenstuffers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 110000 |
| 18 | Messy | Troll | Die Arsch Ficken | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 110000 |
| 19 | Ugga | Troll | 50 Blades of Grey | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 110000 |
| 20 | 27 Dim Tom | Troll | Rump Humpers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 110000 |
| 21 | Drak'emag | Troll | Axis Powers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 110000 |
| 22 | Yyynf | Troll | Iron Rock 69'ers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 110000 |
| 23 | Git1000 | Troll | N.U.B.S. | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110000 |
| 24 | Smurel | Troll | Axis Powers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110000 |
| 25 | RoboZog | Troll | N.U.B.S. | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110000 |
| 26 | Totoroo | Troll | Skinny Hairless Dudes | 4 | 4 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110000 |
| 27 | Sno´wa´ita | Troll | Bardu Beauties | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110000 |
| 28 | Zul'jinn | Troll | Blackhand's Hammers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110000 |
| 29 | Bonehead McCracken | Troll | Slapknot Greenstuffers | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110000 |
| 30 | The Waaghshine | Troll | Orctic Monkeyz | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |