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| # | Player | Position | Team | ma | st | ag | av | skills | int | cmp | td | cas | mvp | spp | GP |
| 1 | Intemperance | Human Blitzer | Fourteen Nun Blondes | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle,Mighty Blow,Piling On,Dauntless,Frenzy,Fan Favourite | 0 | 1 | 4 | 32 | 2 | 92 | 190000 |
| 2 | Fortitude | Human Blitzer | Fourteen Nun Blondes | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Dodge,Guard,Tackle | 1 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 42 | 160000 |
| 3 | Helmut Knockson | Human Blitzer | Purple Bluebirds | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard,Mighty Blow,Jump Up | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 40 | 160000 |
| 4 | Ruben Featherfist | Human Blitzer | Purple Bluebirds | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard,Mighty Blow,Tackle | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 38 | |
| 5 | Biggus Dickus | Human Blitzer | Trump Tower Praetorians | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Mighty Blow,Guard,Piling On | 0 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 31 | |
| 6 | Al Juwishto Bee | Human Blitzer | Firey Tigers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle,Mighty Blow | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 25 | 130000 |
| 7 | Uppet M. Aster | Human Blitzer | Firey Tigers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Mighty Blow,Guard | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 25 | 130000 |
| 8 | George mcBrewski | Human Blitzer | Bardu Bengals | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Mighty Blow,+MA,Fan Favourite | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 24 | 140000 |
| 9 | Leebron Jenkins | Human Blitzer | Bardu Bengals | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Mighty Blow,Piling On | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 130000 |
| 10 | Bossel | Human Blitzer | Nancy's Revenge | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard,Mighty Blow | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 22 | 130000 |
| 11 | Prudence | Human Blitzer | Fourteen Nun Blondes | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard,Mighty Blow | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 130000 |
| 12 | Justice II | Human Blitzer | Fourteen Nun Blondes | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle,Jump Up | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 140000 |
| 13 | Dwight Spock Johnson | Human Blitzer | Bardu Bengals | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Dodge,Guard | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 140000 |
| 14 | Cockus Ginormicus | Human Blitzer | Trump Tower Praetorians | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard,Mighty Blow | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 18 | 130000 |
| 15 | Owling W. Pain | Human Blitzer | Firey Tigers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Mighty Blow,Dodge | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 16 | 140000 |
| 16 | Phallus Erectus | Human Blitzer | Trump Tower Praetorians | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Dodge | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 120000 |
| 17 | Reven Getod Arats | Human Blitzer | Purple Bluebirds | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 15 | |
| 18 | Kong Ferking | Human Blitzer | Nancy's Revenge | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 110000 |
| 19 | Johnny Cena | Human Blitzer | Bardu Bengals | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 110000 |
| 20 | Sue Storm | Human Blitzer | Victorious Secret | 7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Block,,+ST | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 140000 |
| 21 | Big Barda | Human Blitzer | Victorious Secret | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 110000 |
| 22 | H. Unter | Human Blitzer | Tiger Muscles | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block,,+AG | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 130000 |
| 23 | Gotnof Use | Human Blitzer | Purple Bluebirds | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 110000 |
| 24 | Hans Greteslayer | Human Blitzer | MoScow Marines | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Mighty Blow | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 110000 |
| 25 | Daemonslayer Falaffel | Human Blitzer | MoScow Marines | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 110000 |
| 26 | Barbara Gordon | Human Blitzer | Victorious Secret | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 110000 |
| 27 | Hustoften | Human Blitzer | Nancy's Revenge | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 110000 |
| 28 | Kalle Skallebank | Human Blitzer | MoScow Marines | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 110000 |
| 29 | Benny Bu'Thurt | Human Blitzer | Nuln Gunners | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 110000 |
| 30 | Bent Broker | Human Blitzer | Nuln Gunners | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 110000 |
| 31 | Norris Firlay | Human Blitzer | Nuln Gunners | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 110000 |
| 32 | Muponth Estage | Human Blitzer | Firey Tigers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Mighty Blow | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 110000 |
| 33 | Reia Montestasjea Gain | Human Blitzer | Firey Tigers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | |
| 34 | Schlongus Longus | Human Blitzer | Trump Tower Praetorians | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 90000 |
| 35 | Justice | Human Blitzer | Fourteen Nun Blondes | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | |
| 36 | Helga | Human Blitzer | Fjorten av samme sorten | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 90000 |
| 37 | Geir Nucklehead | Human Blitzer | MoScow Marines | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 90000 |
| 38 | Terry Blesilence | Human Blitzer | Firey Tigers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | |
| 39 | Bill t'Ugly | Human Blitzer | Nuln Gunners | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 90000 |
| 40 | Brynhildr | Human Blitzer | Hildr's Sodomizers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90000 |
| 41 | Linda Hansen | Human Blitzer | Fjorten av samme sorten | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90000 |
| 42 | Kára | Human Blitzer | Hildr's Sodomizers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90000 |
| 43 | P. Anzer | Human Blitzer | Tiger Muscles | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90000 |
| 44 | B12 | Human Blitzer | Bardu Bronzers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 90000 |
| 45 | Kjeftil | Human Blitzer | Nancy's Revenge | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 90000 |
| 46 | Blitzer nr. 4 | Human Blitzer | Team Humanarchy | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Tackle (day 2) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 47 | Nils Langefot | Human Blitzer | Red Sons of Oldman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 48 | Geirahöð | Human Blitzer | Hildr's Sodomizers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 49 | Wangus Bangus | Human Blitzer | Trump Tower Praetorians | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 50 | Tyron | Human Blitzer | Hobøl I.L. | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 51 | Alice Cullen | Human Blitzer | Victorious Secret | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 52 | Kenneth Baklengs | Human Blitzer | Red Sons of Oldman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 53 | Tanja Hansen | Human Blitzer | Fjorten av samme sorten | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 54 | Judge Anderson | Human Blitzer | Victorious Secret | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 55 | Kingslayer | Human Blitzer | Hobøl I.L. | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 56 | Blitzer nr. 3 | Human Blitzer | Team Humanarchy | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard (day 2) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 57 | Herja | Human Blitzer | Hildr's Sodomizers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 58 | B13 | Human Blitzer | Bardu Bronzers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 59 | Thest Inger | Human Blitzer | Tiger Muscles | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 60 | Theba D. Guy | Human Blitzer | Tiger Muscles | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 61 | Blitzer nr. 2 | Human Blitzer | Team Humanarchy | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard (day 1) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 62 | Blitzer nr. 1 | Human Blitzer | Team Humanarchy | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,,Guard (day 1) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 63 | B10 | Human Blitzer | Bardu Bronzers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 64 | B11 | Human Blitzer | Bardu Bronzers | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |